January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
:C I can’t breathe out of my nose and my lung function is crap and it sounds like I said ‘muca-lip-tus’.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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No one wants to help you get there. But they all...
Dec 29th
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ListenGotta Get it Right Now - Telekinesis
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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One way streets are the fucking worst.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Yesterday night, my mom asked me if I was ‘mad about something’. I didn’t really understand what she was asking, but then I realized, for the past 6 months, I’ve spent 80% of my day alone in my room with Tunafish. Staying at her house for the week, there was no point in staying in my room the whole time because she actually enjoys and appreciates my company. Now,...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Stealing Internet: McDonalds edition
They were supposed to come and  set up internet at the house today, but they never showed and no one was in the office to answer the phone, so apparently they made service dates and then decided to take the day after Christmas off. I would settle  for having  semi-decent phone  service there, but the best I can get is A bar, which of course comes and goes. I’m using a hair of my cribmus...
Dec 27th
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My mom is terrified of
My mom is terrified of possums… And I just traumatized her further by explaining to her that they have two penises.
Dec 25th
I just need an espresso IV.
Dec 23rd
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The cafe is filled with people setting up for a...
And it’s making me terribly anxious…and sweaty. It’s actually quite fucking rude.
Dec 22nd
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At the cafe again.
Same order as yesterday… And I just got ‘beard-nodded’. Oh, kids these days.
Dec 22nd
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Hostel part 3 is the
Most disappointing sequel I’ve ever seen. Someone, please…Bring back Eli Roth.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Very Good Things:
Kimber My Pastor friend Caleb for being around to help when we needed it. (He’s like a black, religious, older, and more healthy version of me.) My mom’s new house with a fireplace and comfortable ass bathtub that I never wish to leave Muscle relaxers after 4 days of being the only capable human being moving a house full of furniture and boxes. Cold Stone’s hot chocolate ...
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Lookit me!
drove to the nearest cafe, stealing their internets, drinking their coffees. This is where I’ve been the rest of the week. It’s nice and all, but the weather has been very different from the picture. It  has been  raining/drizzling non-stop for the past two days, it’s just…. lovely. And look at that fucking topography. It’s  also lovely.
Dec 21st
Every time I watch A Clockwork Orange, I catch myself humming ‘Singing in the Rain’ for at least three days.
Dec 21st
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'the rapture!: separation of church
‘the rapture!: separation of church and state.’ - church sign of the day
Dec 19th
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Some of my grandma's VHS
Some of my grandma’s VHS talk about how DVD are the wave of the future.
Dec 15th
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I'm about to hit the road.
No internet until monday :c I’ll miss you, tumblr. It’s possible I’ll text post stupid things my family says from my phone.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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I'm supposed to go to North GA today...
My mom’s (finally) getting a (second) divorce, so I’m helping her move all of her stuff to her new house. I don’t particularly like going because I never get a chance to see any of the old friends I’d like to see. There’s also…. NO INTERNET Which, you know, I’m fine without when I have ‘things to do’ or am outside, hiking, backpacking,...
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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bettylu: December is bad for my liver
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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“Yeah, just give me one sex”
– worlds most awkward typo
Dec 10th