April 2011
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The Stairway To Heaven of ourĀ generation.
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Nat Geo Cultural Differences →
What does a shower look like?
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Even when things are up, shit somehow manages to suck fucking ass.
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Bible Mad libs →
From there Steven Tyler went up to New York City. As he was walking along the road, some Police Women came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Go on up, you cunt!’ they said. ‘Go on up, you cunt!’ He turned around, sharted at them and called down a curse on them in the name of Cthulu. Then two frogs came out of the woods and mauled seventy-two of the Police Women.
Kings...
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I never understood why people always talked about the woman of their dreams, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense. Dreams are illogical, uncontrollable, intangible, and no matter how hard you try not to, without fail, you’ll always wake up and realize that you don’t own your dreams, you can’t summon them at will, you’ve only got their memory.