I mean, I’ll get spurts of 5-10 followers at a time, but never enough reblogs. Ever. EVER.
Just legalize cannabis already. As many of you may know, I don’t smoke, if it were legal I wouldn’t smoke often, but enough is enough.
Texas has already done it and 7 other states are in the process of banning Tylenol because it has recently been discovered that it contains, essentially, synthetic cannaboids—- it’s recently been discovered that that’s why Tylenol works.
Other things that contains synthetic cannaboids? Synthetic Motor Oil, Chocolate flavoring, cosmetics and literal thousands of other products.
Items such as Tylenol are going to be listed as schedule I drugs.
I really wish I was kidding.
The first states on the list are Texas, Florida, then Wisconsin…
READ ABOUT IT.
Edit: I really hope you all read this, add your comments and fact, and reblog, reblog and reblog. This is outrageous.
Okay, so I stumbled on yet some more bullshit that I have to harass, post after the jump.
Will someone at ‘wewalk’* ATL make a sign saying this?
*Apparently Camille and the gang decided “WE WALK” was better than “SLUT WALK”.
Singular forms of bro:
Bro up doll
Bro Chi Min
Plural forms of Bro:
Bromance; also- Bro-curious bromance when dealing with only 2 bros
Bromuda Triangle; when dealing with three bros in a bromance
The Fall of the Broman Army
I have this 5oz hammer that I use for delicate bits and when whittling or wood working. I don’t think I’ve ever used it for anything else, really… but I just realized how great of a torture weapon it would me. I mean, you could just target individual ribs and break them one at a time or smash nothing but someone’s nose or orbital.
I hope the mob has already figured this out.
Edit: The reason this came to mind is because I’ve been using it to hammer a quarter in to a ring slowly and steadily the last few days and was absent-mindedly rapping my knuckles with it while I was reading something.
It looks like this for those of you that aren’t familiar with such things. The back end is magnetic and the center of balance is about an inch from the head.
But I’m afraid I don’t have enough gas to pick it up.
- Being Glen Beck’s daughter
Arthur: The remake.
Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
I know nothing about any of these movies
other than Arthur because I saw the original.If you would like to suggest one before the other, please let me know, just don’t tell me anything about them, it would ruin my post.
Psh. Whatevs. You guys have Alabama. Don’t sound so proud.
Hey uncle collin!
Long time no see!
It is awesome great to hear from you. How is Kevin Clark, your friend?
I thought that I should let you know that I recently moved to Nigeria and was immediately crowned the new King of Nigeria. With my position as King I’ve also come in to a large sum of money, but sadly I can’t send it back to family directly. If you think you could me trusted with FIFTY-MILLION DOLLARS, then I would gladly send it to you or Kevin directly, but I would need FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS wired in to my AMERICAN account ahead of time to deal with custom and bank related fees.
After my move to Nigeria I also became a Doctor and a Prince. And as it turns out there are SEVENTEEN unclaimed briefcases full of money at the airport that I own. Sadly I cannot just take the money, you would have to claim it by sending me more money and your personal information. Boy, I’ll tell you, I wish Nigeria had some national parks you could come visit. They are fucking full of money.
Anyway, just go ahead and send me your personal information so we can get this transaction started.
It is really nice to know that you have an email address of your own! Guess you are getting bigger and older. You are catching up by growing independent and responsibility with time. I am exciting for you and I am glad we can keep in contact through email. Anyway, How are you?
I am doing good. Lately, I have been traveling. I just got home from helping my friend moving his stuff from his mom’s home to another city. His mom is moving there. It’s about 3 hours drive. From Fort Bragg to Vacaville. Oh, yes. Last weekend I went camping around Eastern Sierra ( a row of mountain), Sequoia (largest redwood trees) and King Canyon (where you can drive through on the bottom of canyon) It was fun. I see constellations and Milky way in the nights. It was gorgeous and in awe of natures out there.
I will be traveling East through the Western States. (Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Texas, Arkansas, Missouri, Kansas, Iowa, MINNESOTA!, South Dakota, Wyoming, Nevada and back to California.) My friend, Kevin Clark, will be joining. We will be going through about 20 different National Parks (Camping there too), visiting several friends and of course, camping with you all in last week of July! I am really looking forward to see you and the whole family!!
So, what is your summer plan?
Love you,Uncle Collin
I’m pretty terrible at making sad faces anyway.
I don’t pretend to have a tumblr ego.
I HAVEN’T HAD PIE IN LIKE, FOREVER!
But that’s not close to here at all. How will you serve me pie?
Blue - Crips
Red - AIDS, Bloods, best bandana code
White - Supremacists, Micheal Jackson fans
Black - Panthers, The Jacksons
Purple - Dead Fags
Pink - Breast Cancer, Lesbians
Orange - Jews, Hindus,
Brown - UPS, also the best bandana code, coats
Green - Environmentalists, norml, Islams
Yellow - Phone Book, Cowards
I know I’m missing some. Feel free to add onto this.
again FOREVER is great. I’LL almost NEVER forgEt ten what it’S was like to drink a bottle of vodka RUM alone and cry myself to sleep.