You know it was a good night
at workwhen you leave covered in blood stained clothes.
- Locked myself out of the house
- Ate pizza
- Flushed my coolant system
- texted about serious matters of the heart
- talked on the phone about things that don’t really matter but seem pretty important
- Watched Bruster’s Millions
- texted about 2001: ASO, resumes, mud and urine
- Talked about other glorious and pointless things
- Made a pitcher of Arnold Palmer’s
- Realized it was 5:13 and that I’m hitting the road tomorrow
I’m sorry. You had your chance.
You should’ve kept you love for ‘The Nanny’ to yourself.
dontcallmeashley replied to your photo: I’m not sure if I should be confused or lol about…
Why should you lol about this? Adaptations and modifications are important in special ed. Toileting isn’t an easy feat.
Because I’m not sure that this IS a special ed situation. For all I know the kid just might not like shitting. OR he just takes super forceful poops and they need to strap him down. Either way, apparently he can crap through his pants and that in itself is rather impressive.
Is that too much to ask for, I mean, really?
It’s like watching two people violently rape each other to the sound track of Pocahontas.
Get to know: Cthuloops
Time started: 2.15 am
Single or Taken: Terribly single
Birthday: Dec. 11th
Eye colour: grey
What are you wearing: Shorts. Life is Good soft as fuck shirt. Dread cap.
Righty or lefty: Righty
Favourite cartoon character: Courage The Cowardly Dog
Where is your favorite place to shop: Thrift Stores
Boys Name: Ichabod
Girls Name: Marie
Animal: Tunafish The Dog
Movie: Cool Hand Luke
Juice: Blood Orange
Breakfast: Eggs over easy, home friends, grits, toast.
HAVE YOU EVER
Given anyone a bath: Animals?
Smoked: At least half a pack a day
Bungee Jumped: no
Gone skinny dipping:I don’t think so
Eaten a dog: hot dog or dog? Never eaten a dog, no…
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: probably
Loved someone so much it made you cry: yes
Broken a bone: Never
Played truth or dare: yes
Been in a physical fight: several
Been in a police car: no
Been in a hot tub: Several times
Swam in the ocean: yes
Fallen asleep in school: I used to often
Ran away: Eh. I suppose
Broken someone’s heart: I’m sure, not intentionally, though.
Cried when someone died: No.
Cried in school: Probably.
Fell off your chair: yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: My phone stays in my pocket, but I guess so.
Saved AIM/MSN conversation: I used to keep AIM logged.
Your good luck charm: I don’t know that I have one, but I’ve had this bone Om since I was pretty young. It’s not for good luck, though.
Best song you ever heard: Don’t think I could pick just one.
What’s your room like: Messy. Not enough storage space.
What kind of shampoo do you use: Dread Head or baby shampoo
Do you believe in karma:Nah.
HAVE YOU HAD
Chicken pox: Yes.
Sore Throat: Yes.
Stitches: above my eye
Broken nose: no
Believe in love at first sight: Eh. not in the traditional sense
Like picnics: Not particularly.
Like school: I like learning. Don’t like school.
What schools have you gone to: Barksdale Elm, Paideia, TFS,SCHS, Gainesville State College
Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: Probably.
Who was the last person that called you: My mom.
What makes you laugh the most: Life!
You yelled at: Probably my ex about a year and a half ago when we split.
Who broke your heart: Which time?
Who is your loudest friend: Couldn’t say for certain.
DO YOU/ARE YOU
Do you like filling these out: Not particularly. There are never any astounding questions.
Do you wear contacts or glasses: no
Do you like yourself: Very much so.
Do you get along with your family: For the most part, now.
Anorexic: Food is so good, you wouldn’t understand, you’re a questionnaire.
What are you listening to right now: My box fan.
What did you do yesterday: Drove from south florida to north ATL.
Hate someone in your family: no
What car do you wish you had: ’56 Cadillac Brougham, Mini, maybe a 50s BMW cycle.
Where do you want to get married:I don’t care to.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: I don’t know. I’m sure I’ll handle it when I figure it out though.
How many remote controls are in your house: like..4
Are you double jointed: nope.
The last movie you saw at the cinemas: Uh. The first Transformers movie? Before that it was The Matrix.
Do you like scary or happy movies: scary
Black or white: black
Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: Dr.Pepper
Vanilla or chocolate: vanilla
Silver or Gold: Silver
Diamond or pearl: neither
Sunset or Sunrise: depends on where I am.
Sprite or 7up: Sprite
Cats or dogs: dogs
Coffee or tea: coffee
Phone or in person: in person
Are you the oldest, middle, youngest or only child: youngest
Indoor or outdoor: Outdoor
I don’t know. Some anon. The bastard.
I’m not sure how I’m a whore, but okay.
And pie is delicious. Anyone who believes otherwise isn’t really alive.
I’m on to you, Tumblrbot.
Anytime I see a split tongue: I think of Patrick Start trying to box someone
Or fight for his survival.
you fucking better be.