How have I not already seen this and blogged about it?
Isaac (via delacroix)
I see no problems here. It’s the truth. How can I be sweet to communists?
A sexual act performed by a hipster wearing a headdress in a back ally in exchange for 5 beads and a stoat pelt scarf. Subsequently, a kerchief (see Bandana) is often used to clean any liberated sexual fluids when they have not been anally, vaginally, or orally consumed by said hipster, so that they be saved for later consumption during hipster performance ‘art’.
- It’s okay to drink alone.
- Vodka cam be mixed with anything, including more vodka. (not my personal favorite)
- In wine there is wisdom; in beet there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.
- Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.
- If you do something really stupid, never blame it on the booze or on being drunk.
- If he/she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.
- Beer is food. Wine accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.
- An open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
- Never turn down a free drink or complain about its quality or brand.
- Always stick around for one more drink. That’s when things happen.
You know they’re there. But all you can see is their shoes.