October 2011
It Hurts Me Too
It hurts me too(cover)- Hamid Reza Behzadian
Why can’t I play a harp like that?
September 2011
I really enjoy how I post mass amounts of text and things on one of my other blogs even though I know that no one will ever read them.
"In Harlem, an overweight, illiterate teen who is pregnant with her second child..."
Precious.
How have I not already seen this and blogged about it?
“I can’t be sweet to you. You’re a communist.”
—
Isaac (via delacroix)
(Me)
I see no problems here. It’s the truth. How can I be sweet to communists?
Play
Handkerchief: /ˈhaNdKərˌCHēf/
Noun:
A sexual act performed by a hipster wearing a headdress in a back ally in exchange for 5 beads and a stoat pelt scarf. Subsequently, a kerchief (see Bandana) is often used to clean any liberated sexual fluids when they have not been anally, vaginally, or orally consumed by said hipster, so that they be saved for later consumption during hipster performance ‘art’.
If laughing helps you to live longer, I must be immortal.
Top 10 Rules of Boozing
- It’s okay to drink alone.
- Vodka cam be mixed with anything, including more vodka. (not my personal favorite)
- In wine there is wisdom; in beet there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.
- Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.
- If you do something really stupid, never blame it on the booze or on being drunk.
- If he/she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.
- Beer is food. Wine accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.
- An open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
- Never turn down a free drink or complain about its quality or brand.
- Always stick around for one more drink. That’s when things happen.
Having people I don't know and don't talk to me follow me is like knowing there's someone in the stall next to you while you have a noisy bowel movement.
You know they’re there. But all you can see is their shoes.
“Uln Y’phlegeth geb y’hrii ah fhtagn, lw’nafh hlirgh uh’e Shugg’oth. Uln’ya.”
—Cthuloops
10-maroon 5-must get out
Must get out (live) - Maroon 5