The Golden Age
The Asteroids Galaxy Tour
If you don’t like this then why’re you following me? Okay, fine, I know, because I’m a gorgeous, goreous, man, but still…
July 2012
Them: Do you want some chicken?
You could say…
You: I’m a vegan.
Or you could say…
You: No.
Guess which one makes you look like a doucher?
- I’m not vegan (nor am I “A Vegan”)
- Any time I just say ‘no’ they ask again later and shit.
- Sometimes I just say ‘I don’t like ____’ and they they ask ‘Who doesn’t like ____? How can you not like ____? Are you a vegan or something?’
- Why is it “A Vegan” or “A vegetarian”? “Hi, I’m a white.”
- Your argument is invalid.
Kiss With A Fist
Florence + The Machine
A kiss with a fist is better than none.
June 2012
Reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
Reblog if you’re unattractive and awkward awesome.
First Day of My Life
Bright Eyes
“This is the first day of my life; I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you.”
Some days, man….
Yahoo! answers
- People that don’t know how to use Google.
- People that don’t know how to read
- People that don’t know how to write
- All of the above.
My morning was interesting
to say the least.
Brazilian prisoners are now able to shorten their sentences by reading books and writing essays →
chicagotribune.com
Brazil will offer inmates in its crowded federal penitentiary system a novel way to shorten their sentences: four days less for every book they read.
Inmates in four federal prisons holding some of Brazil’s
most notorious criminals will be able to read up to 12 works of
literature, philosophy, science or classics to trim a maximum 48
days off their sentence each year, the government announced.
Prisoners will have up to four weeks to read each book and
write an essay which must “make correct use of paragraphs, be
free of corrections, use margins and legible joined-up writing,”
said the notice published on Monday in the official gazette.
A special panel will decide which inmates are eligible to
participate in the program dubbed “Redemption through Reading”.
“A person can leave prison more enlightened and with a
enlarged vision of the world,” said Sao Paulo lawyer Andre
Kehdi, who heads a book donation project for prisons.
“Without doubt they will leave a better person,” he said.LEGIT
Today, my grandmother ate one of my Little Debbie Caramel cookie bars....
I love them thangs…
I’m back to trying to keep up with my two favorite personal tags which are Can we just… and Life in around and after death.
I’m not really sure if I feel like going through my archive and mass post editing my tags. Someone come do it for me….
What ever happened to Chivalry?
- Women started asking questions like this
- Women stopped knowing the definition of chivalry
- Snookie
- MTV
- Fashion
- Peer pressure
- The modern age
- Douchebags
- Assholes
- Women started digging the aforementioned types of people
- Flirting and drama became more important than fortitude and discussion.
- Your favorite band became more important than your personal philosophy
Tumblr at a Christian coffee shop is like russian roulette but with porn.
"The best things in life aren't things"
Except concert tickets. Those are pretty sweet.
That. But only because they are the promise of an amazing experience to come.
Boobs are things.
and butts.
Butts are things, too.
I met this super cute chick named Holly.
I’m pretty sure I like her more than pizza.
Let that sink in a minute.
- OKC stranger: did yuo kno?
- me: Did I know... what?
- OKC: the smartest breed of dog
- me: I don't even. What're you talking about, madam?
- OKC:
- OKC:
- OKC:
- And this is why I'm convinced I talked to someone while they were having a stroke.
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
Someone remind me to make new emote responses when I get back home...
these ones are from 1998.