faatpanda: futuresailorcrapson: Is this the same guy who made french toast? THE SOUND WHEN HE DIGS INTO IT. BLARGGG. OMG THAT WAS THE GROSSEST SOUND. I can only hope that this person goes in to strangers houses, films these videos, and then leaves.
feedoffthehive: You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole. Yes.
nationalexpress: im going to shout it from the rooftops that i love caroline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the guys would say ‘She’s mighty fine’.
cottonbutts replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes and people to follow: cottonbutts … 9-9-11. Never forget.
pressingheaven: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. Which was terribly inconvenient for John because while God had gifted him much unleavened bread, he had not bothered to explain “that whole electricity thing”. And John...
faatpanda: ffstitch626: faatpanda: freeskywarp: 4 people in a row reblogged that arrow picture. my dash is now nothing but one horrible (hunting?) accident. is it bad that pictures of gore creep me out way more than actual gore? i think thats bad. i wanna know what those 3 little spikes coming out are…. and yes, that is kinda bad. and strange, most handle pictures better. I’ve seen...
disenchantedphotos: math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probability his moms name is Leslie history test: the American civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs literature test: explain what the author meant by, “the apple was as red as an apple” physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4...
I just wanna share this protopunk station with all of you, but Pandora doesn’t allow me to do so. Why aren’t you all following me there, too? What’s wrong with you?
Wait, is that a fly with angel wings and human arms with sailors tattoos? Yes. Does it have plungers for feet? Duh. Is that a cat ghost? Of course. Is that an amoeba attempting to absorb a tooth? None other. My roommate’s 5-year-old son asked about the amoeba which led to me explaining what osmosis is followed by me enveloping him and tickling him (as I’m sure an amoeba of my size...
I had this really long and well written post about how much I hate all the dumb bastards out there that can never bother themselves to write above a third grade level… but I decided it wasn’t worth posting. Just know that I notice these things. Just know that they drive me mad. Especially when it’s something ‘serious’. In this case it was love-texts (because who...
Me: Browsing through job posting
CL: IT specialist
CL: Skills you have
CL: Payment that is perfectly acceptable
This person will be working in a Christian school environment and must maintain a professional and Christ like manner. If you feel you cannot fulfill this requirement, please do NOT apply.
Me: Son of a bitch.
faatpanda: ffstitch626: to-rakuen: ☆ . ☆ . ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ . ☆ .☽ . ☆ ☆ . ☆ oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore LIES… I cant smoke inside. then...
Okay, so my other drawing today… looks like a very misshapen bean with very large teeth and overly wrinkled and feminine eyes. It apparently also has very bad breath and its head is a thumb. I’m not even sure if I’m done with it yet. Have I mentioned that I don’t do drugs? Can someone explain this to me? No? If I become a tattoo artist I’m going to be doing the...