July 2012
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Watchfaatpanda:
futuresailorcrapson:
Is this the same guy who made french toast?
THE SOUND WHEN HE DIGS INTO IT. BLARGGG. OMG THAT WAS THE GROSSEST SOUND.
I can only hope that this person goes in to strangers houses, films these videos, and then leaves.
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feedoffthehive:
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
Yes.
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nationalexpress:
im going to shout it from the rooftops that i love caroline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the guys would say ‘She’s mighty fine’.
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cottonbutts replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes and people to follow: cottonbutts …
9-9-11. Never forget.
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pressingheaven:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Which was terribly inconvenient for John because while God had gifted him much unleavened bread, he had not bothered to explain “that whole electricity thing”.
And John...
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faatpanda:
ffstitch626:
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freeskywarp:
4 people in a row reblogged that arrow picture. my dash is now nothing but one horrible (hunting?) accident.
is it bad that pictures of gore creep me out way more than actual gore? i think thats bad.
i wanna know what those 3 little spikes coming out are….
and yes, that is kinda bad. and strange, most handle pictures better.
I’ve seen...
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disenchantedphotos:
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probability his moms name is Leslie history test: the American civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs literature test: explain what the author meant by, “the apple was as red as an apple” physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4...
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I just wanna share this protopunk station with all of you, but Pandora doesn’t allow me to do so.
Why aren’t you all following me there, too?
What’s wrong with you?
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Wait, is that a fly with angel wings and human arms with sailors tattoos? Yes. Does it have plungers for feet? Duh.
Is that a cat ghost? Of course.
Is that an amoeba attempting to absorb a tooth? None other.
My roommate’s 5-year-old son asked about the amoeba which led to me explaining what osmosis is followed by me enveloping him and tickling him (as I’m sure an amoeba of my size...
I had this really long and well written post about how much I hate all the dumb bastards out there that can never bother themselves to write above a third grade level…
but I decided it wasn’t worth posting.
Just know that I notice these things.
Just know that they drive me mad.
Especially when it’s something ‘serious’.
In this case it was love-texts (because who...
Me: Browsing through job posting
CL: IT specialist
CL: Skills you have
CL: Payment that is perfectly acceptable
CL: NOTE
This person will be working in a Christian school environment and must maintain a professional and Christ like manner. If you feel you cannot fulfill this requirement, please do NOT apply.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Son of a bitch.
faatpanda:
ffstitch626:
to-rakuen:
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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore
LIES… I cant smoke inside.
then...
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Okay, so my other drawing today… looks like a very misshapen bean with very large teeth and overly wrinkled and feminine eyes. It apparently also has very bad breath and its head is a thumb.
I’m not even sure if I’m done with it yet.
Have I mentioned that I don’t do drugs?
Can someone explain this to me?
No?
If I become a tattoo artist I’m going to be doing the...
