Very Good Things

I tried to  make this earlier from my phone, but it timed out and yeah… there’s no copy/paste function on my phone. Luckily,  upon coming back home, I found some unsecured wi-fi, but sadly it’s at a pretty fair distance, but I’m finagling with it to try and get a better connection. I don’t think there’s much I can do, though.

  • Kimber and her sleepy noises and forgotten phone calls. And of course her all together.
  • Shut-The-Box
  • Bar friends, darts, drinks, and poker
  • Face plant waitress (I think her name’s Vanessa? I dunno. She’s 30, has an 11 year old, and tries to get me drunk on a pretty regular basis. I’m not really sure I understand, but I’m keeping some safe distance so no one has to get cut).
  • “Midget Cunt”
  • Belated Cribmus and belated Cribmus presents
  • Headdress Hipster making the rounds and hopefully helping a bit (although I still contest that Henry Rollins is my spirit animal).
  • Foursquare shenanigans; “It’s ladies night at Lee Arrendale!”
  • Attempting to sexualize all of Neil’s statuses on G+ and Facebook. (Get well soon, if you know what I mean.)
  • Shutting down that bar invading hipster
  • Shutting down a prank caller that turned out to be a friend of a long-lost friend. (“You kicked my dog.” “I did. To death. And then I chopped it in to tiny bits and ate it in my chilli. And then I shat it out on your door step” or something awful like that…)
  • Peenching
  • Fresh Oil changes
  • “Farts are just previews of coming attractions.”
  • My grandfather still kicking it in the hospital, but being released from the ICU
  • But most of all, Kimber, because, you guys, she’s amazing. Best respect.